Chapter One: The Fall of Tianpeng, The Birth of the Pig Demon
Wu Gang fells the osmanthus tree in the Palace of Eternal Cold, while Chang'e ascends to the moon for the elixir of immortality
Meanwhile, a young man in modern times had just exited an internet café and stepped onto the street when he heard a classmate behind him shout in panic: "Zhu Ganglie, be careful!"
Old Zhu couldn't help but shiver: "What bad luck, what bad luck! After all this time, I still got eaten. Is there no Animal Protection Association here? No way, I must escape!"
The young man turned his head and saw a large truck coming towards him, and then he felt as if he had taken flight
The Eight Trigrams of Fuxi are known as divine numbers, and the descendants praise the divine bow for a thousand autumns
The daughter of King Chu meets the goddess at Wushan, while the Queen Mother hosts a banquet for the Emperor at Kunlun Mountain
Fuling Mountain, surname Gao? Old Zhu felt it was somewhat familiar, desperately trying to recall where he had heard it before, but unfortunately, the structure of a pig's brain is simply too simple, and he just couldn't remember.
Even if I were to suppress the Marshal of the Heavenly Canopy, becoming a son-in-law to an old hen would still be disgraceful. Moreover, five hundred years later, I would encounter that old hag Guanyin, turning into a useless pig. How pitiful my family’s Yulan is
The elements of earth, water, wind, and fire are shaped by nature, how can the six realms of reincarnation be without bounds
Old Zhu has even lost the will to live
Xuanzang traveled westward in search of the true scriptures, enduring hardships for fourteen years
Escape requires sufficient physical strength; pig feed must never be consumed, but pig milk is acceptable
Xingtian fought for a position and lost his life, while Gonggong, in his fury, collided with Mount Buzhou
How strange, how did they know I am a monster? Is it written on my back: I am a pig demon?
Thunder rumbled in the sky as a group of golden-armored deities emerged from the clouds, tossing a bloodied fat man downwards, who unfortunately landed right in the pigpen
The mistress of the Qiaoqia family opened the door slightly to look outside, and suddenly let out a terrible scream: "A monster!"
Yan and Huang are not ordinary individuals, and China has a history that spans far beyond five thousand years
Zhuang Zhou dreamed of a butterfly, stirring emotions; Emperor Wang wept blood, transforming into a cuckoo
Pangu wielded his axe to create the heavens and the earth, as the primordial chaos began to separate and the sun and moon emerged
The little boar looked at a sow and three piglets beside him, sighing sadly: "No wonder the fortune teller said I have the appearance of great wealth and nobility. The Marshal of Heaven has descended, and even gave me the name 'Gang Lie', which is just another name for Zhu Ganglie, the great title of Zhu Bajie..."
Old Zhu raised the pig's trotter and slapped the brother next to him, saying, "Hey! Dare to compete with me for milk? Be careful, or I will roast you into a suckling pig!
Cangjie ingeniously created characters, while Leizu nurtured silkworms and extracted silk from cocoons
After a moment, countless voices in the village cried out: "Don't let the pig demon escape!"
Old Zhu turned his head to take a glance, only to see a group of villagers behind him, brandishing shovels, dung forks, and kitchen knives, aggressively pursuing him. Terrified, he lost all composure and ran even faster.
The Three Teachings jointly honor the Investiture of the Gods, as weapons are drawn in the battle of Xiqi and Chaoge
Is this the time travel I was expecting? A little pig lay listlessly on the ground in the pigpen, having just narrowly escaped a lightning strike that almost hit him, yet this little pig did not move an inch
The Xuanyuan Divine Sword slays Chiyou, while the Dinghai Divine Needle pacifies the sea.
The Duke of Sui rescued a snake and obtained a precious pearl, while Bian He presented jade despite his mutilated body
Infinite powers are not self-praise, the gods, demons, immortals, and Buddhas are merely subjects of jest
The Kua Fu chasing the sun is unattainable, when will the Jingwei fill the sea be completed
Here is Gao Laozhuang, so what am I? Old Zhu lowered his head to look at his small pig hoof, then glanced at the suddenly resplendent nine-toothed rake in the manure pit, his eyes rolled back, and he foamed at the mouth
"Do not stop me, let me strike him once more, how dare he tease the beautiful goddess Chang'e!" A golden-armored deity raised the Thunder Hammer, and a bolt of lightning struck a piglet that had just been born in the pigpen. The golden-armored deity was about to strike again when his colleagues hurriedly held him back.
The monster... Old Zhu's eyes widened, and he grunted, "So it's an old hen demon called Sister Egg... Wait!" Sitting in the pigpen, Old Zhu ignored the terrified gazes of his brothers and pondered while fiddling with a little pig's hoof, "Ustazang Country, Fuling Mountain, Yunzhan Cave, Sister Egg, the male host's surname is Gao... Damn!"
I heard that someone was killed by a truck, and there are rumors of time travel...
If I were to find out the name of that fortune teller, I would definitely take him down! Ahem, I wonder if this area is a Hui Muslim community...
Old Zhu lay half-dead in the pigpen, devoid of any desire to move. If he had truly transformed into Zhu Bajie, he should have already regained his powers, bitten the old sow to death, and devoured his own brothers. Just now, Sister Egg would have taken a liking to the pig demon, and he would have become Sister Egg's son-in-law by marrying into her family.
Old Zhu suddenly had a flash of inspiration and finally remembered. Wasn't Yunzhang Cave on Fuling Mountain precisely the territory where Zhu Bajie protected Tang Seng before the journey to the West? And that Egg Sister was indeed Zhu Bajie's wife, who had only a one-year fortune with him
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Marshal Tianpeng, after the An Tian Conference, you actually dared to tease the Fairy Chang'e. His Majesty is greatly enraged, and do not blame your brothers for this
One day, a sudden commotion erupted in the village: "Not good! Sister Egg Two has flown out of the Cloud Stack Cave to eat people!" The entire village was in chaos, with people scattering in all directions, rushing into their homes, bolting the doors tightly, trembling in fear
The little pig beside him grunted twice, casting a glance at Old Zhu, clearly expressing disdain, as if to say: "You will eventually be roasted like a suckling pig!"
King You of Zhou lit beacons to deceive the feudal lords, solely to bring a smile to his beloved's face
The poem states
Upon returning from the West to obtain the scriptures, the Buddha, in a humorous twist, appointed Zhu Bajie as the Purification Altar Messenger. With a head full of bumps, the Buddha harbored ill intentions, and Zhu Bajie found that everything he ate lacked flavor, yet he was still made the Purification Altar Messenger
When a divine being is matched with a mortal, they incur heavenly punishment; when a filial son is enraged, he can split mountains and rivers.
Laozi transformed the One into the Three Pure Ones, while the Buddha entered Nirvana by relinquishing his body
The villagers had no idea that Zhu Ganglie was a monster; they only saw a little pig happily running on its two legs, and behind this little pig, a nine-toothed rake was flying through the air, following it leisurely.
The Realm of Earth Immortals. Western Bull Hezhou
"Can this still allow the pig to live..." Old Zhu turned over and sat up, adopting a contemplative pose, pondering: "Speaking of which, I am definitely not Zhu Bajie, because both the old sow and the piglet are still alive. I also possess no supernatural powers, only an unreliable nine-toothed rake. It seems that I and Zhu Bajie were born into the wrong bodies, squeezed into one. I arrived first, and he came later, thus currently occupying the pig's body is me"
The pigpen and the manure pit are not too miserable; at least they can be considered as having a house. One must understand that in modern times, even if you work yourself to the bone, you may not necessarily have a house! The worst situation is that if you do not consume pig milk, you must resort to eating pig feed.
Old Zhu immediately settled down, starting to do push-ups every day when no one was around, running around the pigpen, exercising to expend energy, and preparing for a future escape. A big, pot-bellied pig can never escape the butcher's sharp knife!
Having attained the rightful fruit, it is broadcasted across the world; the vast land of China will pass it down for generations.
Less than a year after becoming the husband of the old hen, the old hen was struck dead by a thunderbolt. Bajie occupied the Cloud Stack Cave, waiting for Miss Gao's daughter, Yulan, to come of age in five hundred years. Just a few years after getting Yulan into bed, that old hag Guanyin came over, naming herself Zhu Wuneng, having lost her sexual ability
Zhu Ganglie, dressed in a pig vest, began to survey his "residence". It was dreadful! Dreadful! Dreadful! Five pigs were squeezed into a small pen, and there was a cesspool emitting a foul odor. Next to the cesspool stood a nine-toothed rake, presumably the tool used by the owner for cleaning the waste.
The spirit stone nurtures the heart monkey for ten thousand years, causing shock across the three realms and chaos among the five elements
The little pig lay on the pigpen, gazing outward. Suddenly, a fierce wind swept down from the mountains and into the village. As the wind dissipated, a giant hen, standing three meters tall, appeared, clucking incessantly. It suddenly ran to a household, snatched up a cow, and grabbed a pig, before the wicked wind swirled and carried it back to the mountains
The Eastern Emperor Taiyi commands myriad demons, while Nuwa refines stones to mend the heavens
Without further ado, Old Zhu immediately jumped out of the fence, glanced around, and saw that the lingering power of Sister Er was still present. The village remained quiet, and Old Zhu took off running.
If Marshal Tianpeng were to wake up, with his personality, he would definitely first consume my soul and the - illustrations - to occupy the body of the pig. Old Zhu shivered; what kind of figure is Marshal Tianpeng? His primordial spirit is powerful, possessing various divine abilities, while he is merely a mortal, how could he possibly be his match?
Monkey King, Master misses you... Second Brother, Master asked you to beg for alms, yet you have fallen asleep... Zhu Bajie, you are being mischievous again...
The mistress, who was robust in build, arrived. She was strong and had a coarse voice, pointing at Zhu Ganglie and saying to her husband: "He should be able to take a seat at the table during the New Year."
A pig that runs on two legs, can it not be a pig demon? Taking advantage of the pig demon's limited powers, it is only natural to eliminate it early, to prevent it from committing further misdeeds in the future
Shennong saved the world by tasting a hundred herbs, while Suiren brought fire to warm the world
First there was Hongjun, then there was Heaven; deities and demons exist before immortals and Buddhas
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Old Zhu swallowed his saliva and finally decided to escape immediately, abandoning Yulan. Perhaps after five hundred years, he could revisit the place and rekindle a "good fate." If he did not escape, he would surely become a useless pig, destined to be the altar keeper of Ling Mountain
Not long after, Tang San ran over with the monkey head, breaking apart his own marriage and giving himself a new name: Bajie. He vowed to abstain from killing, stealing, lust, false speech, drinking, sleeping on luxurious beds, dressing up and watching songs and dances, and to refrain from eating after noon
Every midnight, the pigpen becomes haunted again. The old sow and her three piglets look on in terror at the little pig doing push-ups with grunts, as well as the nine-toothed rake gleaming brightly by the manure pit
Old Zhu, while engaging in bodybuilding and weight loss exercises, has also overheard discussions among the female host, learning that this is a village at the foot of Mount Fuling in the Ustazang Kingdom, and that the husband of the female host has the surname Gao